Thursday, September 27, 2012

Wilder, Armaithwaite, et al

The summer I was 15, I clerked at the county school system's records department. I catalogued and filed stuff for the sole permanent employee of the office, a gossipy, blowsy, late-middle-aged woman who smoked like a locomotive (at her desk) and kept the window air conditioner--which blew directly on me--set on max cool. I had a sore throat all summer. But that's a Tammy Tangent.

The records I organized were class logs from the 1920s and 1930s. Mountain people nearing Social Security retirement age then often had neither birth certificates nor Social Security numbers. They needed the latter to "draw" the government stipend, and used the school records to prove their citizenship and their existence.

If Bill Smith came to our office needing a copy of the roll at Boatland School for the school year 1927-28, Miss Locomotive up front wanted to be able to put her hands on the school's record book.

The names of those little one-room places of learning: Pall Mall, Double-Top, Roslin. I learned my county that summer. And I discovered my skill and drive for organization that was still sharp in me as little as 4 years ago.

The quality defined me as the most thorough newspaper reporter at my various small dailies, and as a list-driven, keep-my-shit-in-order, make-no-typos public relations editor/writer. I drove my graphic artist insane, except those occasional times when I was proofing a final "blue-line" copy three minutes before the press rolled and found an error in a publication,

Today I'm a girl who simply does the best she can. Which I suppose was always the case for the place I was at the time.

(Pictured: Barger School, near Allardt, Tennessee. The teacher's hair rocks!)








'New face of American manufacturing?'

Brooklyn hipsters, perhaps.


My heroine

Honey Boo Boo settles the debate over gay rights in 4 seconds.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Mid-afternoon kittehs

You've missed them, I know.




The most religious president

These historians say James Earl Carter Jr.

Jimmy knows that Christianity is about loving your neighbor.

Can I get an amen?

Pictured: Carter as a baby. Love the ponderous look.


My pit bull position

I'm a nutbag when it comes to animal rights and rescue. My ex and I fostered and found homes for a hundred or more cats and dogs when we lived on 17 acres in the country.

But. Pit bulls are unique. They have been specifically and relentessly bred for a killer instinct, and they have the physiology to make that deadly (even if a Chihuahua has a killer mentality, he weighs 8 pounds and doesn't have a jaw that locks on prey).

More sad evidence out of Texas: the mauling death of a 3-month-old child.

Read more about pit bulls and why they are NOT good family dogs.

Pictured: Me and my nephew with MJ, who lived to age 21.





Saturday, September 8, 2012

'Broke Down South of Dallas'

It sure beats a load by the side of the road.

Junior Brown and his guit-steel lay it out for you.