I can wear size 8, 10, 12, or 14--depending on the clothing manufacturer. One rule of thumb women also know--the pricier the brand, the smaller your size. So if you're concerned you're too big, wear designer labels to pretend otherwise.
She's odd-turned.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Women be wise
There's not an American adult female who doesn't know the clothing size system--if you can call it that-- is arbitrary and insane.
I can wear size 8, 10, 12, or 14--depending on the clothing manufacturer. One rule of thumb women also know--the pricier the brand, the smaller your size. So if you're concerned you're too big, wear designer labels to pretend otherwise.
Reminds me of the Dolly Parton character's answer in "Steel Magnolias" when asked her shoe size: "I wear a 6, but a 7 feels so good I buy an 8."
I can wear size 8, 10, 12, or 14--depending on the clothing manufacturer. One rule of thumb women also know--the pricier the brand, the smaller your size. So if you're concerned you're too big, wear designer labels to pretend otherwise.
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