The most wonderful time of the year

The Nashville Scene's annual "You are so Nashville if" awards are announced.

My favorites were among the also-rans in the contest:

You think the Muslims' 30-year plan to take over Rutherford County is right on schedule. —Ken Lass

You got stabbed during "Statesboro Blues" at the Gregg Allman show. —Jason and Heath Hinson

You say, "Do what now?" —April