'The South's most important contributions to society'

I know, You're thinking that's a joke. What with pathological organic racism, a higher rate of unhealthful living (diabetes, et al. Or as we quaintly call it here: "the sugar"),  and a stubborn tendency toward willful ignorance, it kinda sorta is.

But the legacy of Piggly Wiggly is not a joke, people.

Also, cotton candy.