Ricky, don't lose that number

Call the pope and learn what else he doesn't want us doing besides birth control.

While fixating on something virtually everyone does at some point as a matter of course, Santorum ought to ask about these other Catholic positions that he ignores. Illegal immigrants should be treated humanely. All needy families should get federal assistance. The death penalty is wrong. The federal minimum wage should be raised.

Rick's too busy,  I reckon, to note these church edicts, since he's a hall monitor watching the counter at Rexall to see who's on The Pill.