They're coming for your condoms

Apparently the GOP doesn't understand sex drive. Or marital relationships. Or how sex is an integral part of many people's lives.

At least this guy doesn't get it.

On the "controversy" of insurance companies covering (gasp!) family planning: "Here we have millions of our fellow Americans unemployed, we have jihadist camps being set up in Latin America, which Rick (Santorum) has been warning about, and people seem to be so preoccupied with sex that I think it says something about our culture. We maybe need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are.”

So button up, you slut. Al queda is afoot.