Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Valentine's Day

Did your heart throb into your throat (and not in a good way) when you read that head?

Yes, cheries. Feb. 14 is the holiday American adults secretly hate. All of us.

If you're single and don't want to be, you're surrounded by overt lovebirds. Those in committed relationships, meanwhile, are never sure what to buy/how to celebrate. Many males are scared they'll fuck up or forget (A relative of mine married his wife on Feb. 14, likely thinking he'd remember at least one of those dates. Canny, but what happens if he zones Valentine's Day and his wedding anniversary? The results might be life-ending).

Even casual daters and honeymooners aren't too sure. If it's your first Valentine's Day together, for example, would lingerie be an appropriate and appreciated gift? And even if you surmise yes, what piece? Is a lacy bra OK, a bustier borderline, crotchless panties beyond the pale?

Roses. The safe (yet sadly pedestrian) gift.

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